Goodsh*t: Going to Croatia On A Muthaf*ckin' Boat

I'm sailing the Adriatic! See ya real soon!

Goodsh*t: So What If it's In Copenhagen...

It's for charity, you heartless wank! Every year for the past 4 years, a very talented chef I know has put on the Foodball Tournament not only to raise money for the hungry, but to also unite the restaurant community in Denmark and football lovers everywhere (soccer for us Americans)! Go here and donate in support of Action Against Hunger, you could win dinner for two at the BEST restaurant in the world (dudes, you can't even get a reservation to most of the these places!) and various other top restaurants in Denmark. You know you want to book a flight to Copenhagen, so just donate a ton of money to increase your chances! (You could even write it off on your taxes, just sayin').