Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Goodsh*t: Opinel Knives

Opinel knives are the shit for many reasons (other than them being better than us and French). They fold up so you can take them discretely on the subway and not worry about it being over 4 inches and getting arrested in NYC for carrying a weapon! Once unfolded they have a child safety lock to insure a nice slice of whatever without you slicing your whatever! They are also good for cheese parties, they make you look like you could go barbaric on some humboldt fog on a Carr's watercracker!! HOLLA MOFOS!

Opinel knives also have the BEST logo ever, BEHOLD:

(Thanks Nicole!)
Crown Shocker
The Royal Me © 2011
And my interpretation for some sweet ass bathroom wallpaper.