Goodsh*t: Instacrimbo!

Christmas, it was good!

**This last picture of the house is not related to me or my kin, but I am pretending it is.

Goodsh*t: Den 2-Dimensionella Flugan

The top-button on bow-tie! It's Swedish, it's Genius!
Plus you know the majority of us are too retarded to know how to tie a real one.
Order here. DO IT. NOW.

Goodsh*t: Opinel Knives

Opinel knives are the shit for many reasons (other than them being better than us and French). They fold up so you can take them discretely on the subway and not worry about it being over 4 inches and getting arrested in NYC for carrying a weapon! Once unfolded they have a child safety lock to insure a nice slice of whatever without you slicing your whatever! They are also good for cheese parties, they make you look like you could go barbaric on some humboldt fog on a Carr's watercracker!! HOLLA MOFOS!

Opinel knives also have the BEST logo ever, BEHOLD:

THE CROWN SHOCKER!
(Thanks Nicole!)

The Royal Me © 2011
And my interpretation for some sweet ass bathroom wallpaper.

Goodsh*t: Storm King

Yea yea yea, so I have been slacking, I still haven't updated Berlin or Croatia but so what, its old news now but you can check them all out here. I had the pleasure of taking a little day trip to Storm King earlier this month which is an open air museum or a "sculpture landscape" founded in 1960 by Ralph E. Ogden. Located about an hour north of Manhattan in New Windsor, NY on 500 acres, it houses the works of Alexander Calder, Richard Serra, Lichtenstein, Claus Oldenburg, just to name a few!

In my opinion, its one of the most incredible modern art situations you can put yourself in!
(These photos don't even do it justice, just go, thank me later and its open until mid-November!)

Goodsh*t: Happy Birthday Fucker!

It's my birthday! Happy Birthday Fucker, to me!!
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Thanks Meagan!

Thanks, Ada, Pucas and Lily Bean!

I swear I will update on Berlin, Croatia and the Bluegrass festival! But I am lazy!
Happy Birthday Fucker to me!

Goodsh*t: Going to Croatia On A Muthaf*ckin' Boat

I'm sailing the Adriatic! See ya real soon!

Goodsh*t: So What If it's In Copenhagen...

It's for charity, you heartless wank! Every year for the past 4 years, a very talented chef I know has put on the Foodball Tournament not only to raise money for the hungry, but to also unite the restaurant community in Denmark and football lovers everywhere (soccer for us Americans)! Go here and donate in support of Action Against Hunger, you could win dinner for two at the BEST restaurant in the world (dudes, you can't even get a reservation to most of the these places!) and various other top restaurants in Denmark. You know you want to book a flight to Copenhagen, so just donate a ton of money to increase your chances! (You could even write it off on your taxes, just sayin').

Goodsh*t: Pork-on-Pork

An Open Letter to a Certain Brooklyn Grocery,

Because you decided to cook the ground beef in the meat section with your florescent lights (or worse I fear) ground pork was the only answer.

Love,
BEHOLD! The Pork Circle of Trust!
(Avocado, jalapeno, white cheddar, tomato, watercress tossed in vinegarette, onion, bacon homemade mayo, mustard all on a brioche bun and I HELPED!)

Goodsh*t: Call Your Mom!

Don't forget the woman who brought you into the world (and dammit can take you right back out if you don't watch your mouth!)! Call your mom, it's Mom's Day!

PS I also wanna give some love to those moms and grandmas and great grandmas who are watching over us too!

PPS That's my moms!

Goodsh*t: "This is One of the Best Pictures I have Ever Seen"

This is one of the best pictures I have ever seen. One day I will upload my Berlin pictures. Until then, this is one of the best pictures I have ever seen.

Goodsh*t: Bier & Wienerschnitzel

All photos courtesy of Alexa Vachon

Off to Deutschland to visit an old friend!

Goodsh*t: I Don't Drink Gin, But YOU Should!

I like seeing solid ideas. I like seeing solid ideas coming from smart, unpretentious people who care about their craft and hone it. Hello people, meet Brooklyn Gin, Brooklyn Gin meet the people, they look thirsty. I ran into Joe Santos (creator of that sweet stuff up there) whilst enjoying some libations at one of my favorite locals. While I don't drink gin (blame Samantha Bakke's debutante ball circa 1997) I was happy to list a few places for him to whore it out in Brooklyn! I am happy to announce things are going swimmingly and his labor of love has just been placed in several of Keith McNally's restaurants! HELL YEA! So if you're in Brooklyn or Manhattan keep your eyes peeled for this beautiful bottle of distinctively good times!

PS While I am not a gin drinker, I have heard NOTHING but good things, some might say comparable to Hendricks, just sayin'!

Goodsh*t: I Thought My Skillz Were Gone...

But they are not. I can still design. And now this is on WIRED.COM for a little SXSW action! Thanks Natalie, Richie and Pixable for the shout-out and opportunity to re-hone my skillz!

Goodsh*t: Nerd Boyfriend!

Holy crap this RULES!

Fuck Yea!

Goodsh*t: Pedro Friedeberg

One of my best friend's boyfriend's dad's art. DAMN. Hello Pedro! I will take the "120 Dogs" (do you see the wire haired fox terrier in there??) and thank you. Pedro is a Mexican painter partly influenced by the Dadaist movement. The ruins and art of Mexico's ancient civilizations are rampant. I used to geek out on the Aztecs and Olmecs, so of course I freaked when I saw these.

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Happy Valentines!

HAPPY V-DAY!!!

Goodsh*t: Prepper Proper

Gathering my thoughts and images for Fall 2012/13, to avoid all dress wearing I tend to lean towards menswear anyway, so this works out for me and my profession. The prep/workwear has long been around and will continue on, but I love the mix of bow ties, Oliver Peeples and lettermen jackets. And plaid and leather and vintage barber tools. And most likely empty whiskey bottles and Gauloises. Honestly, I just needed an excuse to post photos of Yuri Pleskun. He's trainspotting waiting to happen. Drug addled Adonis! Plus he's GREAT in front of the camera.