Goodsh*t: Pork-on-Pork

An Open Letter to a Certain Brooklyn Grocery,

Because you decided to cook the ground beef in the meat section with your florescent lights (or worse I fear) ground pork was the only answer.

Love,
BEHOLD! The Pork Circle of Trust!
(Avocado, jalapeno, white cheddar, tomato, watercress tossed in vinegarette, onion, bacon homemade mayo, mustard all on a brioche bun and I HELPED!)

Goodsh*t: Call Your Mom!

Don't forget the woman who brought you into the world (and dammit can take you right back out if you don't watch your mouth!)! Call your mom, it's Mom's Day!

PS I also wanna give some love to those moms and grandmas and great grandmas who are watching over us too!

PPS That's my moms!

Goodsh*t: "This is One of the Best Pictures I have Ever Seen"

This is one of the best pictures I have ever seen. One day I will upload my Berlin pictures. Until then, this is one of the best pictures I have ever seen.