Late to the Party!

I was perfectly FINE with my rotary phone. Perfectly fine.

I swear, every time I have visited the West coast I come back with ideas.

Goodsh*t: LL Bean Meets High Fashion and Porn

I get so much shit for the above navy puffer vest, as I should. (But I keep wearing the f*cker).
It only made sense to pair it with acid washed capri work-out pants and high-heeled Tevas.
Playgirl was just in the right place at the right time.

Goodsh*t: ME!

I am re-focusing my focus.
California, seems to have that effect on me.

Be Right Back!

Goodsh*t: Old Friends are the Best Friends!

Going out to the bay to see some old friends!

Goodsh*t: 2011 is My Bitch

Here's to a BETTER year.

Goodsh*t: Snowed In. I mean really SNOWED in.

And that only calls for one thing: Hayley Mills marathon! I started with the classics, then ventured on to more artsy/serious films such as Gypsy Girl and Take a Girl Like You. She sort of expanded her stereotypes to virgin-whore and mental in these two films!

PS
Don't even think I didn't watch the made-for-tv movie Parent Trap 2 with Tom Skerritt.

Merry Christmas from the Brooklyn Family!!

Goodsh*t: What You See Is What You Get!

Photo Courtesy of Alexa Vachon, Words of Wisdom Courtesy of Me!

My dear friend and I had a little email exchange on the highs and lows of 2010. It was a hard year but I learned a lot and feel all the better a person because of it! I am excited to see what 2011 will bring!

Goodsh*t: Words are Futile Devices

I don't necessarily enjoy posting video, but this is just a really nice song.

Goodsh*t: We Took Money Solely Out of the ATM for the Purpose of this Picture.

Goodsh*t: The Swedish are Weird and Better Than Me!

Goodsh*t: Packed earmuff-to-earmuff, jostled in wonderment before a golden, tinkling display of mechanized, electronic joy!

Christmas. I am trying really hard to rally the joy for my most favorite time of the year. I think eating Thanksgiving in a restaurant set the tone (who knew how bad I would miss the leftovers! Dining companions obviously excluded I love ya'll!!) and the fact that my apartment is still in shambles so i can't deck the damn halls!

fffound!

Bullsh*t: I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

Um could you stop stealing my

Sunday edition?

Goodsh*t: I can feel the Christmas noose beginning to tighten

I always get misty-eyed when Ralphie gets his Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! I generally don't buy gifts for family anymore unless you're a minor, money best saved for visits! However I still like to peruse, what do you want for Christmas? Here's my list:

1. A GOOD Year

2. Berlin

3. Peace & Quiet

4. Don't Need It, Just Want It.
Photo courtesy of muxu

5. No Worries for All!
(I realize this is a tall order, a girl can wish!)

Goodsh*t: Thankful

Life gives me lemons sometimes so I allow myself to react (not such a good idea to bottle yourself up) then I regroup and count my blessings. Even if it feels dire at the moment, I always revert back to this little exercise and remind myself that life is generally pretty good. Plus, the sound of my own voice complaining is DEAFENING. Give thanks people!

1. The cheeseball I had as my main course for thanksgiving dinner.
2. Holiday visitors!
3. My health.
4. A disaster zone at the moment (think remnants of Mt. Vesuvius), pretty thankful my ceiling didn't hit anyone on the head.
5. Relationships, I got some great people around me who give a shit and even put up with my shit.
6. Change. Without it, life would be BORING.
7. Looking at buying a car to drive to the cabin in the Catskills I don't even own. YET.
8. The ability to slow my brain down. (I have an active exaggerated mind sometimes)
9. Butter and cream cheese.
10. What you see is what you get.

Goodsh*t: What's the Difference Between Chicken and Turkey?

Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

I hope you all eat your faces off!

Goodsh*t: Snowfuckingwhite!

Bullsh*t: The Sky IS Falling...

and I got the pictures to prove it! Life was just lifey this past week and to end it all I walk in my front door at precisely 10PM and WHOOSH! The ceiling in the 2nd bedroom collapsed. It was like out of a movie or some shit, thank goodness no one's head was on the receiving end! And for metaphor's fucking sake, I seriously hope the dust is settling.

Goodsh*t: My Mother and I Agree...

I can't take credit for this, I ripped it off from ingenius designer Kyle Poff.

Ahhh, but the message is so nice, I couldn't help myself.

PS His portfolio is AMAZING. This isn't even the half of it!