Goodsh*t: Sanctuary

A little sneaky peek into my NYC digs. There's my FOR LIKE EVER poster over there and there's the sleeping vessel over there and there's the "studio" over there and...

I am burnt out (and anally clean and sanitary). Can you tell?

The Royal Me says: Sans my crappy attitude today at work, I completed my new line for next season!

Goodsh*t: Aging Poetic

We celebrated the lovely and talented Jen L. Knox on Saturday! And as usual, I was in charge of the invite and decor and commemorative party favors and of course the "writers" were in charge of a tribute in poetic comedy, to which I am still giggling:

A TINY CORGI PUP
By Ada, Trish & Heather

Holy shit you’re 40!
But don’t start feeling blue
did you know that Lizzy’s 40?
And Kaelea’s 42?

Jason is so old
His hair completely gray
Heather broke her hip
Playing softball yesterday.

Ada’s like 100!
Most Mexicans age fast.
And Jim is 87!
We’re not sure how long he’ll last.

Deb is only 17!
Its really, really weird
(We’re not quite sure just why
She gets younger every year.)

You’re cousin is so fucking old
He barely even walks
It’s hard to understand him
So much spitting when he talks.

Jeremy thinks he’s super smart
And already has a plan
He’s gonna try to freeze himself
Just like Encino Man.

Alexa’s almost 93!
Even though she smokes
(Trish is no longer with us
After a series of small strokes.)

So see you’re just the baby
A tiny Corgi pup
You think you’re growing old
But you’re just finally growing up!

The Royal Me: Is watching pirated material: No Country for Old Men.

PS If anyone wants a "commemorative" poster let me know. I have other versions too, if that one is too punk rock!

Goodsh*t: Commissioned

Being commissioned to do something, my "painting" that is, makes me feel pretty legit. Humble, mind you, but legit. I attended a party last night and what was that over there on the wall? Crap photo, but I was just glad to see this displayed.

Goodsh*t: Wallpaper

I have a lot of wallspace. Too much in fact. I have a problem with commiting to home interiors because I always think I will be moving. To where, I have no idea?! So it's 2008, time to commit.

I found these 2 beauties while trending for Spring 2009 and a new vintage-esque line that was added to my girlie girl world. "You & Me" is a follow up to the infamous "For Like Ever" poster that I have brightly displayed in my bedroom. It's brought to you by those fabulous people over at village and comes in the brown and a really calming shade of grey. $35. Nice!

"Happy Pink Tears", as I am calling it comes from this great little site The Little Friends of Printmaking. They make a lot of great music posters and really anything in bright pink I want all over my space. $25. Superb!

I also found this place: The Small Stakes. Another music poster making genius site. I didn't see anything that I wanted, but rest assured, I will be checking in for the new stuff. $25. Fantasical!

The Royal Me: loves her Dorothy's red ruby slippers nail polish.

Goodsh*t: It Takes Less Muscle To Smile...

But WE prefer the work-out. Just another night out in Brooklyn...

(Click on the pic to really see the rage!)